To take from Borders and hoard in one’s office

If you’ve got one, it’s the right time to cry over spilled milk.

Legal actions of the future.

What my iPod plays while I drive.

The hearing acumen of juveniles.

What’s inside Nancy Sinatra’s boots.

The sales person who calls during dinner.

also

Whatever you say to the sales person who calls during dinner.

The reaction of numerous acting twins when Wrigley’s announced a new direction for their doublemint gum ad campaign.

The joy felt by a nicotine-free world.

The subtle yet irresistible way vampires get to the rest of us.