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Watch Your Step
[29 Jul 2008 | One Comment | ]
Watch Your Step

The Sandman lost his focus for just an instant, and in that moment, Lindy darted to her left and jumped as far as she could into the stagnant pool of water; the Sandman never saw it coming.
Image by Joshua Davis

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Oh, the Horror!
[26 Jul 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Oh, the Horror!

Denise screamed shrilly as she ran in earnest to the abandoned mansion where she met the fate we all saw coming.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Image by joiseyshowaa

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Growing Up
[27 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Growing Up

In another seven years, baby Bounce-Car will be old enough to drive, and behind his new wheel will be sixteen-year-old Jeffrey Slater who will speed, spin, and crash to his untimely death; Jeffrey’s car will be totaled.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Stolen
[15 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Stolen

Granted a night of freedom, Juventus was doomed to spend the rest of his days in a naked pose of humiliation after missing his curfew.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Image by fabbio

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Training for the Takeover
[13 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Training for the Takeover

Millions of people go to work each morning unaware their electronic devices make use of cable channels to exercise their way to fitness in preparation for the takeover of Earth.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Image by TheAlienessGiselsGiardino23

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Air Today. . .
[8 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Air Today. . .

The tiny beings were unaware they were enjoying their last moments of happiness: some were doomed to be eaten alive, and others would simply suffocate in their clear-plastic coffins.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Image by Marcus Vegas

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Trans formation
[4 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Trans formation

I never felt like a proper half, but now that I do, will my twin recognize the new me?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Image by *streetQueen

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Screams
[4 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Screams

I used to fear death, but now I fear living with the screams.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Image by ‘adinihs

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Not Suicide
[4 May 2008 | Leave a Comment | ]
Not Suicide

They say I took my own life, but how could I have taken what wasn’t there?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Awards & Sales — 2008

  WRITE TO WIN CONTEST
    "MISSING" -- Honorable Mention

Published & Online

  Common Ties "Quickie"
     Running in Circles (Story #2)

Submissions — 2009

  • WRITE TO WIN CONTEST
        Status: February Submission in Progress
  • YOUR STORY CONTEST
        Status: March Submission in Progress
  • HORROR/GHOST STORY CONTEST
        Status: March Submission in Progress
  • My Writing Alter Egos

  • SCRIBBLED STORIES
        One Image | One Story | You Decide
  • THE PISSED OFF PROFESSOR
        My Mounting Frustration Over Educational Discontent
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