1. For Whom the Bell Tolls–(Hemingway)
2. A Room of One’s Own–(Woolf)
3. White Noise–(DeLillo)
4. The Prince–(Machiavelli)
5. Walden–(Thoreau)

1. The Omega Man
2. House of Wax
3. Soylent Green
4. Planet of the Apes
5. The Andromeda Strain

1. Hyperbolic Paraboloid
2. Berber
3. Prestidigitation
4. Interlocutor
5. Extrapolation

1. Dog
2. Cat
3. Bird
4. Coyote
5. Deer

1. Toilet paper
2. The laundry pile
3. A shoe box
4. The dog’s tail
5. Another cat

1. Lite Bright
2. KerPlunk!
3. The smell of airplane glue
4. Being scared by Night Gallery
5. Count Chocula cereal

1. Freddie “Boom-Boom” Washington reading Harry Pot-tair
2. Gabe Kaplan has time to play televised poker.
3. The theme song
4. Gabe Kaplan has time to commentate televised poker.
5. It allowed me to pretend teachers and students were a team.

1. perambulator
2. sarcophagus
3. insipid
4. reupholster
5. deluge

1. Underwear
2. Toothpaste
3. Medication
4. Bran Cereal
5. Ideas to Patent

1. What is smegma?
2. What is Quiz Show?
3. What is “in the butt, Bob”?
4. What is the president’s IQ?
5. Who is Alex Trebek?