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	<description>In My Own Words</description>
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		<title>The Worst Books I’ve Ever Read</title>
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1. For Whom the Bell Tolls--(Hemingway)
2. A Room of One's Own--(Woolf)
3. White Noise--(DeLillo)
4. The Prince--(Machiavelli)
5. Walden--(Thoreau)

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		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=514</link>
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		<title>Watch Your Step</title>
		<description>The Sandman lost his focus for just an instant, and in that moment, Lindy darted to her left and jumped as far as she could into the stagnant pool of water; the Sandman never saw it coming.

Image by Joshua Davis </description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=349</link>
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		<title>There Goes the Neighborhood</title>
		<description>The end came quickly as rain fell in unrelenting sheets.  Only those lucky enough to have boats and quick enough to use them had a chance, but few found anything left above ground.

Martin Puck had a canoe in his garage.  As the water threatened, he climbed into it ...</description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=348</link>
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		<title>“Old” Movies I Will Watch Whenever They’re On TV</title>
		<description>
1. The Omega Man
2. House of Wax
3. Soylent Green
4. Planet of the Apes
5. The Andromeda Strain

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		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=209</link>
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		<title>Bookstore</title>
		<description>To take from Borders and hoard in one's office </description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=214</link>
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		<title>Oh, the Horror!</title>
		<description>Denise screamed shrilly as she ran in earnest to the abandoned mansion where she met the fate we all saw coming.
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		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=346</link>
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		<title>The Art of War</title>
		<description>“This isn’t funny Bin-bo.”

When I get back, I’m gonna clobber that bot-tech.

“Bin-bo, are you there?”

Great.  I’m supposed to blast the natives of this planet into little puffs of smoke, and Bin-bo reconstructed me onto a solid object.

“Bin-bo, respond.  That’s an order!”

That little ‘bot probably isn’t receiving me, and ...</description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=345</link>
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		<title>Sourpuss</title>
		<description>If you’ve got one, it’s the right time to cry over spilled milk. </description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=206</link>
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		<title>Fun-to-Say Words</title>
		<description>1. Hyperbolic Paraboloid
2. Berber
3. Prestidigitation
4. Interlocutor
5. Extrapolation </description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=204</link>
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		<title>Spacesuits</title>
		<description>Legal actions of the future. </description>
		<link>http://www.shawnhansen.net/?p=202</link>
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